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  Cimorene nodded and did as she was told. The three black feathers were right where the bird had said they would be, and she put them in her pocket with Morwen’s book and the black pebble from the Caves of Fire and Night. She wiped the sword on the grass several times, then finished cleaning it with her handkerchief. When she finished, she left the handkerchief beside the dead bird and followed Kazul into the Caves of Fire and Night.

  9

  In Which Therandil Is a Dreadful Nuisance, and Cimorene Casts a Spell

  THE REST OF THE TRIP HOME WAS UNEVENTFUL. Passing through the King’s Cave seemed easier going in the opposite direction, and the impenetrable darkness only descended once. As soon as they arrived, Kazul took the book Morwen had lent them and curled herself around a rock just outside the mouth of the cave to study it while Cimorene made dinner. She pored over the book all evening, and Cimorene found it fascinating to watch the dragon delicately turning pages with her claws. Early the next day, Kazul went off to consult with Roxim.

  Cimorene was rather stiff from all the dragon riding she had done the previous day, so she decided not to do any more cleaning. Instead, she spent the morning in Kazul’s treasure room, sorting through likely looking bottles and jars for those that might possibly contain powdered hens’ teeth. Remembering Kazul’s advice, she started by setting aside all the bottles she could find that had lead stoppers. Since the light was not very good, she took the jars and bottles that looked as if they might be worth investigating and piled them in her apron, so as to carry them outside more easily.

  She had nearly finished sorting when she heard a voice calling faintly in the distance.

  “Bother!” she said. “I did hope they’d leave me alone a little longer.”

  She bundled the last five bottles into her apron without looking at them and, not forgetting to lock the door behind her, hurried out through the maze to see who was shouting for her this time.

  It was Therandil.

  “What are you doing here?” Cimorene said crossly. “I told you I wasn’t going to be ready to be rescued for at least a month!”

  “I was worried,” Therandil said. “I heard that you’d broken a leg, but you look fine to me.”

  “Of course I haven’t broken a leg,” Cimorene said. “Where did you get that idea?”

  “Some knight at the inn at the foot of the mountain,” Therandil replied. “He was up yesterday, talking to the princess he’s trying to rescue, and he came back and warned everybody not to bother with the princess that was captured by the dragon Kazul. Well, I knew that was you, so I asked why, and he said his princess told him you’d broken your leg and wouldn’t be able to walk for months.”

  Cimorene smiled slightly. Alianora had apparently gone through with her plan to tell Hallanna about Cimorene’s “twisted ankle,” and Hallanna had decided to improve the story a little in hopes of reducing the competition. “Somebody must have gotten mixed up,” Cimorene said gently. “You can stop worrying. I’m fine. Is that all you came for? These jars are getting heavy, and I’ve got work to do.”

  “Cimorene, we have to talk,” Therandil said in a heavy, deep voice.

  “Then we’ll have to do it while I work,” Cimorene declared. She turned on her heel and marched into the kitchen, full of annoyance. She had been feeling almost friendly toward Therandil—he had been worried about her, after all—until he said he wanted to talk. Cimorene was quite sure that what he wanted to talk about was rescuing her, and she was annoyed with him for being so stupidly stubborn and annoyed with herself for being annoyed when he was only trying to do the best he could.

  Therandil followed her into the kitchen. “What is all that?” he asked as Cimorene put the apron full of jars on the kitchen table and began lining them up.

  “Some things I’m checking for Kazul,” Cimorene said. She picked up a small jar made of carved jade and pried the lid off. It was half full of green salve. Cimorene put the lid back on and set the jar aside. “What was it you wanted to talk about?” she asked, reaching for another jar.

  “You. Dragons. Us. That looks interesting. Can I help?”

  “As long as you don’t break anything,” Cimorene said. “Some of these are very fragile.” Maybe opening jars would make him forget about You. Dragons. Us, for a while.

  “I’ll be very careful,” Therandil assured her. “This one looks like metal. I’ll start with that, shall I?” He picked up one of the larger jars, made of beaten copper with two handles. He frowned at the top, then reached for his dagger, and as he tilted the jar, Cimorene saw that the neck was stopped up with lead.

  “Not that one!” She said quickly. She didn’t remember picking out that particular jar. It must have been one of the last four or five that she’d scooped up when she heard Therandil calling.

  “Why not?” Therandil said, sounding rather hurt. “I said I’d be careful.” The tip of his dagger was already embedded in the lead.

  “Kazul said to leave the ones with lead stoppers alone,” Cimorene said. “So put it back.”

  “If you insist,” Therandil said, shrugging. He pulled on his dagger, but it was stuck fast in the lead. “Drat!” he said, and twisted the handle. The dagger came free, and the lead stopper came along with it.

  “I should have known,” Cimorene said in a resigned tone.

  A black cloud of smoke poured out of the jar. As Cimorene and Therandil watched, it condensed into a dark-skinned giant wearing only a turban and a loincloth. He was more than twice as tall as Therandil, and the corners of his mouth were turned down in a stern frown.

  “What is it?” whispered Therandil.

  “Trouble,” said Cimorene.

  “Thou speakest truly, O Daughter of Wisdom,” said the giant in a booming voice that filled the cave. “For I am a jinn, who was imprisoned in that jar, and I am the instrument of thy death and that of thy paramour.”

  “My what?” Cimorene said, outraged.

  “Thy lover,” the jinn said uncomfortably. “The man who stands beside thee.”

  “I know what you meant,” Cimorene said. “But he isn’t my lover, or my fiancé, or my boyfriend or anything, and I refuse to be killed with him.”

  “But Cimorene, you know perfectly well—” Therandil started.

  “You hush,” Cimorene said. “You’ve made enough of a mess already.”

  “If he is not thy paramour, nor any of those other things, then what is he?” the jinn asked suspiciously.

  “A nuisance,” Cimorene said succinctly.

  “Cimorene, you’re not being very kind,” Therandil said.

  “What he is matters not,” the jinn said grandly after a moment’s heavy thought. “It is enough that thou and he shall die.”

  “Enough for whom?” Cimorene said.

  The jinn blinked at her. “For me. ‘Tis my will that thou and he shall die by my hand. Thou hast but to choose the manner of thy death.”

  “Old age,” Cimorene said promptly.

  “Mock me not! Thou and he shall die, and by my hand, ere this day draws to its close!” the jinn cried.

  “Do you suppose he means it?” Therandil said nervously.

  “Why would he keep bellowing it at us if he didn’t mean it?” Cimorene said. “Do be quiet, Therandil.”

  Therandil lowered his voice. “Should I offer to fight him, do you think?”

  “Don’t be silly,” Cimorene said. She saw that Therandil was distressed, so she added, “You came up here to fight a dragon. You aren’t prepared for a jinn, and nobody could reasonably expect you to challenge him.”

  “If you say so,” Therandil said, looking relieved.

  Cimorene turned back to the jinn and saw that he, too, was looking perturbed. “What’s the matter with you?” she said crossly.

  “Dost thou not wish to know why I will kill thee?” the jinn asked plaintively.

  “What difference does it make?” Cimorene said.

  “Yes, actually,” Therandil said at the same time.

  “T
herandil!” Cimorene said in exasperation. “Shut up!”

  “Hear my story, O luckless pair!” the jinn said with evident relief. “I am one of those jinn who did rebel against the law of our kind, and for my crimes I was sentenced to imprisonment in this bottle until the day should come when human hands would loose me. As is the custom of my people, I swore that whoso should release me during the first hundred years of my imprisonment I would make ruler of the earth; whoso should release me during the second hundred years I should make rich beyond all dreams of men; whoso shall release me during the third hundred I should grant three wishes; and whoso should release me after any longer span of time I should grant only the choice of what death he would die.”

  “You’re going to kill us because it’s traditional?” Cim­orene asked.

  “Yes,” the jinn said. His eyes slid away from Cim­orene’s, and she frowned suddenly.

  “Just how long were you in that jar?” she demanded.

  “Uh, well, actually . . .” The jinn’s voice trailed off.

  “How long?” Cimorene insisted.

  “Two hundred and seventeen years,” the jinn admitted. “But nobody ever releases a jinn before the three hundred years are over.”

  “You’re trying to get around your oath!” Therandil said, plainly shocked by the very thought. “You pretended you had to kill us so you wouldn’t have to give us the wishes!”

  “No!” the jinn said. “Thinkest thou that the granting of wishes alone would so trouble me? Needs must I kill thee and thy fair companion, for I cannot return home and say that thou didst release me and I left thee living! I would be a laughingstock. Never in three thousand years has such a thing occurred!”

  “Then you shouldn’t have sworn an oath,” Therandil said sternly.

  “I had to!” the jinn said miserably. “It is the custom of our kind. ’Twould be . . . ’twould be . . .”

  “Improper?” Cimorene murmured.

  “’Twould be improper to do otherwise,” the jinn said, nodding. “But now thou hast found me out, and what am I to do? If I kill thee, it will violate my oath; if I kill thee not, the remainder of my life will be a torment.”

  “You could go back in the jar for another eighty-three years,” Cimorene suggested delicately.

  “I could . . . go back?” The jinn blinked at her for a moment. “I could go back. I could go back!”

  “And in eighty-three years we’ll both be dead of old age,” Cimorene said. “Since that was my choice of death, your oath will be fulfilled and you can go straight home without killing anyone else or giving them any riches or power or anything.”

  “Truly, thou art a jewel among women and the very Queen of Wisdom’s daughters!” the jinn said happily. “Thou hast found the perfect solution to my difficulties!”

  “Wait a minute!” Therandil said. “What about those wishes?”

  “Therandil!” Cimorene said in a shocked tone. “I’m surprised at you! How can he give us wishes if he’s going back in the jar for eighty-three years? It wouldn’t be right at all.”

  Therandil frowned. “Are you sure? After all, we did let him out during his third hundred years.”

  “I suppose I could let thee have one wish at least, in token of my thanks for thy help,” the jinn said. “As long as thou dost not tell anyone.”

  “I wouldn’t dream of it,” Therandil assured him. “And my wish is to defeat a dragon and win his princess’s hand in marriage!”

  The jinn waved a dark hand over Therandil’s head. “There! When next thou dost fight a dragon, thou shalt surely defeat him. And thou?” he said, turning to Cim­orene.

  “I could use some powdered hens’ teeth,” Cimorene said.

  The jinn blinked in surprise, but he waved his hand again, his face a mask of concentration. Then he bowed and handed Cimorene a fat brown jar. “There’s thy desire. Farewell!” With an elaborate salaam, the jinn dissolved back into a cloud of smoke that poured back into the copper jar from which it had come. Cimorene leaned over and plucked the lead stopper from the end of Therandil’s knife. She jammed it back into place and heaved a sigh of relief.

  Therandil was not paying attention. “What did you want something like that for?” he asked, looking at the jar of hens’ teeth and wrinkling his nose in distaste.

  “I don’t believe I shall tell you,” Cimorene said, putting the jar carefully into one of her apron pockets. “It has nothing to do with you.”

  “Nothing to do with me? I like that!” Therandil said indignantly. “I’m going to marry you, just as soon as I beat that dragon of yours.”

  “I don’t think you’re going to beat Kazul,” Cimorene said in a considering tone.

  “But that jinn just said—”

  “He said that if you fight a dragon, you’ll defeat him. But Kazul is a her, not a him,” Cimorene pointed out. “And you ought not to be trying to rescue me anyway.”

  “Why not?” Therandil asked truculently.

  “Because there are other princesses who’ve been captives of dragons for much longer than I have, and they have seniority,” Cimorene explained.

  “Oh,” said Therandil, looking considerably taken aback. “How do you know?”

  “They came to visit and told me all about it,” Cim­orene said. “I think you should try for Keredwel. She’s from the Kingdom of Raxwel, and her hair is the color of sun-ripened wheat, and she wears a gold crown set with diamonds. You ought to get along with her very well.”

  Therandil brightened perceptibly at this description but said, “But everyone expects me to rescue you.”

  “As long as you defeat a dragon and rescue a princess, no one will care,” Cimorene said firmly. “And Keredwel will suit you much better than I would.”

  “Are you sure her dragon isn’t female, too?”

  “Positive,” Cimorene said. “Gornul’s cave is two down and three over. If you follow the path outside, you can’t miss it. He ought to be there now, and if you leave right away, you’ll be able to get everything settled before dinner.”

  “All right, then,” Therandil said. “As long as you’re sure you don’t mind.”

  “Not at all,” Cimorene assured him fervently. She saw him to the mouth of the cave and pointed him toward Gornul’s cave, then returned to the kitchen. She gathered up the jars and bottles she had been planning to check, except for the copper jar with the jinn inside, and took them back to the treasure vault. Then she fetched an ink pot, a quill pen, and a sheet of paper from the library and began writing out a warning to attach to the copper jar. She didn’t want anyone else to open it until the eighty-three years were over and the jinn could go home without killing anyone.

  She was just finishing when she heard Alianora’s voice calling from the rear of the cave. “I’m in the kitchen!” she shouted. “Come on back!”

  “You’re always in the kitchen,” Alianora said when she poked her head through the door a moment later. “Or the library. Don’t you ever do anything but cook and read?”

  “Look at this, Alianora,” Cimorene said, handing her the warning she had been writing. “Do you think it’s clear enough?”

  “‘WARNING: This jar contains a jinn who will kill you if you let him out too soon. Do not open until at least one hundred and five years after the date when the Citadel of the Yellow Giant was destroyed,’” Alianora read aloud. “That’s, let’s see, eighty-four years from now. It seems clear to me. You’d have to be pretty stupid to ignore a warning like that.”

  “Maybe I ought to show it to Hallanna and see what she says,” Cimorene said, frowning. “I wouldn’t want anyone getting into trouble by accident, just because I didn’t make it plain.”

  “It’s plain, it’s plain,” Alianora said. “Cimorene, what on earth have you been doing? How do you know there’s a jinn in this bottle?”

  “Therandil,” Cimorene said, waving a hand expressively. “I was looking through some of the bottles from Kazul’s treasure room, to see if any of them happened to hav
e hens’ teeth in them, and Therandil came in and wanted to help.”

  “And he opened it?” Alianora said. “Oh, dear.”

  “Exactly,” said Cimorene. “But it came out well in the end. I think I’ve gotten rid of him for good. I sent him off to rescue Keredwel.”

  “You did? What if he doesn’t beat Gornul?”

  “Oh, he’ll win. The jinn gave him a wish, and he wished to defeat a dragon.” Cimorene looked apologetically at Alianora. “I suppose I ought to have sent him to rescue you, but . . .”

  “That’s quite all right,” Alianora said hastily. “Getting rid of Keredwel will help a lot. And after everything you’ve told me about Therandil, I don’t think I’d want to have him rescue me.”

  “That’s what I thought,” Cimorene said. “Oh, and I got the jinn to give me some powdered hens’ teeth, so we can finally try that fireproofing spell.”

  “Good,” Alianora said. “Let’s do it right now!”

  So Cimorene got out the spell and the ingredients she had collected, and she and Alianora spent the next hour on various necessary preparations. First they had to boil some unicorn water and steep the dried wolfsbane in it. Then the mixture had to be strained and mixed with the hippopotamus oil and the powdered hens’ teeth. Cimorene did most of that, while Alianora ground up the blue rose leaves and the piece of ebony.

  Grinding the ebony took a long time, but fortunately they didn’t need much. When Alianora finally had enough, Cimorene mixed it with the blue rose leaves and more of the unicorn water in one of Kazul’s recently shed scales. Each mixture had to be stirred three times counterclockwise with a white eagle feather. Then Alianora dipped the point of her feather in her mixture and began drawing a star on the floor of the cave.

  “Is this going to be big enough for both of us?” she asked, scratching busily at the stone with the tip of the feather.

  “I think so,” Cimorene answered. “Don’t try to make it too big, or you’ll run out of liquid and we’ll have to start over.”

  Alianora did not run out, though she had used nearly all her mixture by the time she finished. “There!” she said. She sat back on her heels and studied her diagram to make sure there were no gaps, then set her dragon scale and feather aside and stood up. “Your turn.”